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| "Get off of me, you bastard!" | Why do women always say that to me? "Help I'm.. dying..I need you ..suck it out." |
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| "I'll get a knife or something." "No..time. Suck them out ...quickly" | "Excellent. I also took one in my johnson. It hurts. Please help me Sookie. Down.. lower" |
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| "Holy smokes, that's one HUGE bullet, Eric! I don't think I can suck it out...but I'll try." | "SUCKAY" "Bill? This isn't what it looks like, I swear!!!" |
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| "Let's be honest. It looks like a blowjob." | "I'll kill everyone in here!" "Bill, retract your fangs at once! " |
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| "Bill, Eric tricked me into sucking on his----" "Enough Suckay! We will discuss this later." | "My child. Using a bomb blast to score some head? As your maker, I'm very proud." |
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| "Ewwwww, what's this goop on my dress?" "Suckay, tell me you didn't swallow any." "No!!! Well maybe a little. " | "I hate him, Bill! He's gross and disgusting!" "I concur. And he's pure evil...unlike me." |
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| "You big a-hole! I'll have to gargle for an hour just to get your taste out of my mouth!" | "Hey, lookie here, Sook! You coulda just given him a handjob." |
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| "BILL!!!!!" | And people wonder why I'm infatuated with her? |
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| "Suckay, I'm not stupid. Why would you SUCK metal out of anyone's body? It makes no sense to me." | "I TOLD you, I wasn't thinking! He took a huge bullet for me right in the tallywacker and said it was the only way to get it out." |
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| "Suckay,
you've been outsmarted by a dead man with no brain activity. Pay
attention! He used the oldest trick in the vamp book, and
you fell for it...again." "What do you mean, again?" "Did I say again? Sorry, I misspoke. Do not be surprised if you start to find him...attractive, sexually speaking . " "Oh please! He's SO ugly!" "Yes, that is why he has to resort to trickery to get sex. " | "You know, he's really not that bad, Bill. Why do you dislike him so much?" Damn that was quick! "As you know, Suckey, I have had a longstanding problem with authority fugures. Especially tall ones who come after MY human I mean woman. There is no excuse for that." "Tell me more about the blood-bond." "I am really beat, Suckay. Do you mind if we just cuddle tonight? Perhaps we could discuss our relationship at some other time." "Why are you so tired? You don't have a job or deadlines to meet, but you always have money. Where do---" "GOODNIGHT, Suckay" |
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| Later that evening... "Bill how can you sleep with that racket in the next room? Your daughter's been getting her brains banged out for an hour!" "I cannot deal with her now." | Sookie pounds on the wall "Hey! Hold it down in there you horndogs! And no biting!" |
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| "Suckay...are you asleep?" "Yes, and it creeps me out when you do that. You're suffocating me, Bill. Maybe you should think about finding some work to keep you occupied." "Then I wouldn't be able to watch you." "Exactly." | "What
happened to the Bill I fell in love with? Remember that night when
you first walked into Merlottes...you were smokin' hot.
Now you're like an angry drama queen...and what's up with shaving
your chest! It's like you're two totally different people. I don't get it." "There are many things you do not understand, Suckay, but I really need to rest. Trust me, if you think I am cranky now, you would not enjoy me during a 9-oriface bleed. " "Ewwww, gross!! You know, I'm wondering if I really know you at all. What did you and Lorena used to do for fun? Bill? Bill, are you awake?" |