as Sgt. Brad Colbert in
Generation Kill
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| "That song is straight-up homosexual country music Special Olympic gay." | |
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| "I'm a hunter. Not a fucking truck driver." | |
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| "Use some common fucking sense in your situational awareness." | |
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| "Gentlemen, we have just seized an airfield. That was pretty fucking Ninja." | "Looks like Jihad Central." |
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| "I don't copy, Hitman 3. I don't copy a word you're saying." Ray: "Fucking Bautista. You know, there ought to be some kind of grammar test before you're out here blowing shit up with heavy weapons." | "If they did that, every bucktoothed crosseyed sister-fucking hick like you wouldn't get in either." |
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| "Why the fuck are you two standing around with your dicks in your hands?" | |
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| "If my mother ever distributed my likeness without written authorization, I would disown her." "Technically speaking, Brad, didn't your biological parents disown you when they put you up for adoption?" | "Point, Ray. I'm one of those unfortunates adopted by upper middle class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art, and socio-religious culture steeped in more than 2000 years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a whiskey tango trailer park by a bow-legged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happens to catch the sperm of a passing truck driver." |
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| "Do NOT run over that Ray" | |
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| "Fucking fish in a barrel." | "I
liked it better when we were starving, then I didn't have to see shit
all over your face. Put down that fucking milkshake and dig a fucking
hole." |
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| "This is just plain undignified." | |
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| "Just calm down! You'll get your sloppy seconds with Jasmine." | |
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