Jerry Springer
Bad Blood ignites Vampire fued!
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| Eric, you claim to be the victim of a smear campaign. Can you elaborate on that for us? "Yes, Jerry, I'd be glad to. Bill Compton has self-esteem issues, obviously. He's also a jealous, obsessed individual, with a need to be seen as a nice, mainstreaming guy. He's managed to hoodwink Miss Stackhouse and an entire community into thinking this, while he vilifies and blames me at every opportunity." And all this began over a sexual incident in Dallas involving Miss Stackhouse? "The alleged blowjob is just the latest example of how he overdramatizes everything. It was simply a misunderstanding that was blown out of proportion. So to speak." | Bill, any rebuttal? "Where do I begin? This is an outrageous pack of lies concocted by Eric to make me look bad. He has obviously glamoured your entire production staff. I most certainly am NOT paranoid nor a predator, and let me assure you that I have, for some time now, subsisted solely on True Blood. That photo of me is misleading and very... old. I barely recognize that person." |
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| Oh really? Then how about this one from two weeks ago. | Miss Stackhouse, care to comment? |
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| Another
recent one, but hardly more flattering.
Sucker punching Eric on the very day his father commits suicide?
Poorly played, Bill. *audience boos* | "Bill always did have a violent, uncontrollable temper. Why just recently he smashed a 52" plasma television over my skull, causing massive injuries." |
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| Bill, can you tell our viewers what happened to Sookie's wheelchair-bound uncle? | "Don't hold your breath, Jerry. I know that look and wouldn't push it." |
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| "Bill runs on emotion instead of reason, much like a child. It's why he fits in so well in Bon Temps." | What do you think about what Eric just said, Ms. Stackhouse? "What did he say? All I know is, I look at him and wanna take my clothes off!" *wolfwhistles and cheers from the audience* |
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| "Wow, that was SO not me. Can I leave now, before I do something really stupid?" Too late, Sookie, but it seems Bill has left the building in a rage. Thanks for being a good sport. | "Thank you, Jerry, for your unbiased interview, and giving me this opportunity to set the record straight." |
 | And finally, no vampire news would be complete without commentary by Nan Flanagan of the AVL.: "Well, this is just *beep*ing embarrassing. We need to focus on Vampire Rights, not a pissing match between *beep* tards. Frankly I'd like to *beep*ing drain the lot of them. Not that I condone that activity, or blowjobs, for that matter. |